So Yesturday I went to the fish store with my friends Kara and Kelsey. We were looking to get some pretty odd and funny crazy fish. Well Wrong that didn’t happe due to a certain fish condasewer (come on guys you know I can’t spell, I am not like my mom that keeps an extra tab on my internet for dictionary.com I’m too lazy.) Anyway this kid that worked there was a complete wierdo.. Crazy if you will. He was all about the fish and wouldn’t let us get very neon color fish because they are gentically engineered and something about skin flaking I don’t know. Then he was telling me for any of these fish that I need a 10 gallon tank and all this filters, warm lights etc. He was trying to mak me spend bookoo bucks!!! Needless to say I was totally messing with him the whole time and he was not amused. I asked him if fish were untaxable becuase they are technically food. He said these are fish you don’t eat. Then I stated that well when I get sick of my fish I plan on eating it since I’m a poor college student. He basically kept the same facial expression the same time and thought I was a asshole. So about 10 min later I come back with the smalled fish bowl in the place and tell him I want one of those huge electric eels. He said seriously that my bowl was too small. I told him that I was just going to coil the eel up and tie him in a few knots so he would be smaller. Once again he thought I was pretty fucked up. All and all Kelsey, Kara, and I bought Betta fish. We learned from another guy that they are not called “Beta” fish they way we pronounce them but like world “Better” without the “r”. I still like “Beta” better anyway so suck it. Anyway you should stop at this fish place I speak of off Engle road all the guys there look like they have came from the 80’s early 90’s big soup bowl glasses and funny hair. Good shit.
Anyway after Kara, Kelsey and I got those fish we went to China House and Kelseys boyfriend and another fellow RA Ashley showed up to eat with us too. I never ate their before. I got Kung Pow chicken it wasn’t spicey like I was warned. I do must say that I had a shit load of nuts on my chicken whats that about. If I wanted nuts I would have stayed home and made PBandJ with crunchy peanut butter. Anyway it was tastey, and I enjoyed my time with those people. Too bad Kara was a wussy and wouldn’t eat the hot chilly pepper.
Lastly I went to the Oriole with my good friend Kat the same night. I loved it. You can draw on the tables. Also free popcorn and one dollar PBRs always good shit. Kat is a very fun girl and we always have fun together. She finger painted in mustard it was hot.. she loves mustard. haha . Me and Kitty also had a “Who can eat popcorn the sexiest contest”. I thought I was gonna win but she did the suck the finger move and I was blown away. Soon tho the whole contest got wierd and we were doing some crazy popcorn eating shit. It was a good end of the night to end with Kitty. We were able to relax and let out some stress. Plus Kat loves Vampire Weekend and thats awesome. I am actually in a about a minute or two going to slide the CD I made for her under her door. I can’t wait to go back to the Oriole again.
Today my Sig Ep Big Spilatro. He looks like the guy from the Hangover. He’s a very interesting individual, and says some random shit. He’s funny as shit tho and I am glad hes my big. Well me him and our other brother Mike all went to see the movie “Imaginarium of Dr. Pornausses” I think that is how you spell it. We went to Cedar Lee theater in Cleveland it plays independent films and I never been there before. I love it it was awesome!!! The Movie blew my mind.
Well This weekend was fun Good shit, ok well I need to go say goodnite to my Beta! Fish (Haven’t figured out a name yet). Goodnight World.
